I'm sorry, I HAVE to..

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

So last night at 12:01 I saw New Moon with a few of my girlfriends and my younger sister.. (and I just want to thank my sister for getting in line at 9am to get us the tickets and best seats!) Anyway.. after like 40 minutes of previews the movie finally came on and the entire theater started screaming and crying.. I may or may not have clapped and gave a little.. "omg omg."

If you haven't read the books and you saw the first movie, then you're obviously going to think that any fan is a complete moron.. not true! I'll be the first to admit that Twilight was anything but a good movie.. if you've read the books though, then you're forced to like it.. you've got no choice in the matter.. it doesn't make sense, but.. that's.. just the way it is..

New Moon was actually a good movie.. everything was better about this one.. the makeup, special effects and ESPECIALLY the acting.. well everything but the werewolf special effects.. come on guys.. reallllllly!! I surprised myself and all my friends and only cried ONCE.. and it was only one tear so I'm not sure that it technically even counts as a 'cry.' Sooo many people are New Moon hating right now, and I get it.. I used to be one of them.. then I read the books and now I'm completely obsessed. Like Ali Larter in Obsessed OBSESSED.. Well, that's all I'm going to say about THAT because this post is probably a fail.

Oh, and I had a sex dream about "Aro" because of this movie. Sex with Michael Sheen.. I don't even.. know.. it was.. weird...

xoxo

It's A Small, Small World

It's official.. I've been formally dubbed "The Videostore Girl"

AT LEAST once a day (when I'm NOT at work) someone will come up to me and be like.. "You're Miranda right?" Uhhh... I can be anyone you want me to be baby..

Depending on my answer and location, (if it's in a bar then the scenario tends to be a whole lot different..) they usually follow up with.. The Videostore Girl? Psh! Puh leeeeze! I think you meant to say The Really Rad Blog Writing Girl..


The other day while I was perousing the aisles of Safeway I get a.. "Soooo, you're Miranda right? The Videostore Girl?" "Why yes,.. yes I am." "Ok cool." And then they just walk away.. really??? That's it? Don't leave me hangin girlfriiiiiiend! And then a woman just came in, bought Madea Goes To Jail and then asked "You Miranda? I told someone I was going to the videostore and they told me to tell 'Miranda The Videostore Girl' that they say hello.." Well.. swell! The fact that you can't remember the person's name doesn't matter.. at all...

I guess it's just that whole 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon thing..

..And with that I'll leave you with the tagline for my movie (that's totally going to be made about me someday)... "Videostore Girl by day, pill popping alcoholic by night" TM!!

xoxo

Oh, and P FUCKING S.. I'm going to see New Moon at 12:01 tonight. BOOOOOOOM