Everyday I'm Hu$tlin'

Thank god I wore a short skirt today.

I left for work earlier than usual today so I would have time to go to Safeway and purchase a bottle of wine and a bottle of champagne. (I like to come to work prepared.) It was at this certain Safeway that I got a call from my manager whilst purchasing my daily booze.

Me: "What'd I do this time?!"

Him: "Miranda! Timothy Hutton is at Chipotle. I repeat, Timothy Hutton is at Chipotle."

Me: "Ohh fuuuck me! Good to know."

Him: "Good luck and godspeed."

I was in such a hurry that I didn't even bother to put my valuables in a bag. With a bottle of alcohol firmly gripped in each anxious hand I was seen speed walking down Lovejoy to my beloved Chipotle. As I opened the door and fumbled around with my future beverages Timothy Hutton looked up at me. (No need to be coy) Naturally as I stepped inside a wild gust of air from outside blew my hair around and, for a split second, it helped me to look semi enticing. With the wind in my hair and my leather jacket on my back, I was definately looking like I just walked out of the Girls, Girls, Girls music video. Something Mr. Hutton obviously appreciated because I caught him checking me out multiple times during the duration of my visit. (BOOM!) I went to the counter and since I wasn't hungry in the least I ordered a side of chips and guacamole. I also requested a cup for water because Timmy was sitting near the soda fountain and any excuse to get close to that man is a good excuse. I sat down (within Timothy's eye sight of course) and managed to slowly eat my chips while texting my girlfriend (fellow Timothy Hutton enthusiast) about what was happening to me at that very moment.

"I just spent $3 so I could sit near Timothy Hutton and attempt to make him fall in love with me."

My friend tried convincing me to go over and ask to take a picture with him but that was absolutely not going to happen. Rejection isn't very becoming. Before I could get up to leave and walk past him again he got up first, beating me to the punch. Extremely disappointing. I'm downright convinced that if I'd been able to get near to him one last time (without any plans to ask for an autograph or picture) he would have realized that I'm the woman for him. (Until next time.) I always keep an eye out for him when I leave the house. He will NOT get away from me and my well thought out plans to marry him and bear his children.

(Btw, he had a huge burrito with a side of salsa and guacamole)

xoxo

BlindSided

Googling people of the opposite sex. We all do it. Working at a videostore I meet a lot of oddballs, and if they're interesting enough I usually end up googling or facebooking them once they have left the store. (Not so much the latter anymore, I'm on a facebook hiatus) This has worked in my favor many a times. And rarely is the person I'm internet stalking even someone I'm romantically interested in. Just someone I want to know more about.

"That last name sounds all too farmiliar.. I think they're famous.. they sound like they know how to get on the 'in' with Timothy Hutton. BLAMO!"

Wehh he helllllll.. YESTERDAY, I'm talking to this guy. He likes blood & guts (win) he's not obsessed with Asian cinema like most avid movie watchers seem to be (win win) and he's new to the area and doesn't know anyone I know (major win.) We bonded over my love of pickles (I keep the fridge at work stocked) and how epic the trailer for Clash of The Titans is. So I'm thinking, "Cool, a f-r-i-e-n-d!"

He leaves and I immediately google him. (He mentioned earlier that he was in a band and I didn't wanna be all like "omg omg which one?!" because really I don't care all that much.. but he wasn't all trying to tell me which one, which got me curiouser and curiouser, so I just had to find out for myself.)

Fucking, he forgets something and comes back and that motherfucker catches me googling his ass. I looked like a deer in headlights.

I used my favorite 'this can't be happening, I'm so confused, why am I so awkward, what do I say?!' line "IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE." Tried and True.

Warning: Do NOT google someone unless you are absolutely positive they have left the vicinity. For good.

xoxo