Why else would "customers" just call up the store and start talking to me about their personal likes and dislikes of sex?! I can't think of any other reason.. I've been verbally raped at my work more times than I can count. The situations range from someone telling me what sex with me would be worth in dollars to someone jacking off over the phone to my voice. I'm THAT likeable, what can I say?
Anyway, back to why I was posting this in the first place.. someone just called and was.. just.. gross. The conversation was normal at first.. he was talking about how someone recommended our store to him and he asked our exact location and my name.. that's when things got weird. He started asking about "adult" movies and our selection.. specifically ANAL. He said he was newly married to a 22 year old and he was in his late 30s and wanted to know what he should do to get his 'conservative' wife to want to do it. I recommended RedTube.
THEN! He started telling me this story about how he 'ravaged' his wife the other night.. apparently she had on this silk negligee (from Victoria's Secret) and she was bending over the sink and he all of a sudden had this crazy urge to consume her.
"Is it wrong to have taken what's rightfully mine without her permission? She did look rather afraid of me when I came up from behind her naked with an erection hard as a rock.."
He seriously asked me that. Umm.. some people call that rape dear. There was more, much much more than he talked about but I'd rather not make this a 3,000 word post.
But, I bet you'd like to know how I ended the convo right?
"I've got a customer so I've got to go but I'd recommend Porn Wars. Bye"
..and yes I've seen it..
xoxo
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